1) After peeling the wrapper off one of my crayons, I held it up to Mommy and screamed, "Pencil nudist!"
2) When I saw a drawing of a spider in my Halloween coloring book, I said, "No spider eat Nuri!" Mommy told me that it was a nice spider, so I said, "I kiss spider! I hug spider!"
3) Mommy asked me, "Do you want to help Mommy make a birthday cake for Daddy? Daddy's birthday is tomorrow." I replied, "I need happy birthday presents!"