Yesterday I demanded that Mommy find my purple and orange starfishies so that I could play with them in the bath. Unfortunately, Mommy is incompetent and only found the purple one.
Today when I was taking a bath, I mystified Daddy by jumping out without draining the tub. I ran over to Mommy in the living room, but instead of giving her a drippy hug, I snatched the orange starfish that was under the table and ran back to the tub to continue my bath.
If you want something done right, I guess you have to do it yourself!
