Antic 1: After Daddy left for the airport, I was heard exclaiming "Sorry Daddy!" and "Be nice!" I was referring to when I hit Daddy this morning, of course.
Antic 2: Whenever Mommy gives me a time out for hitting, I intentionally whack my huge head against the padded leather sofa, then wail that "I bonk head" in order to garner sympathy.
Antic 3: When I sat down in my red plastic chair, I spontaneously declared "Time out!" and said "I'm sorry." (Mommy and Daddy have conditioned me, you see, the same way I condition them to wake up at 5:45 am to correspond with my morning fussing.)
