Just give me a bow and arrow (not an ugly camo one like Daddy's), and call me Cupid! I will doff my clothes and deliver a box of chocolates and a singing telegram for only $29.95.*
*Limited time offer, one per customer. Box of chocolates will be delivered to Mommy. Songs are restricted to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," "London Bridge is Falling Down," and "La Cucaracha" (which can be very romantic when sung with the right accompaniment, I assure you)
