Today's likes: Grapes, edamame, my Elmo ball, roughhousing with the Daddy Monster
Today's dislikes: Everybody but Grandma, who unlike Mommy and Daddy recognizes my inherent brilliance and charm
Phrase/antic of the day: "Daddy take it away scissors!" (what I accused Daddy of when he came to get me this morning, in reference to his cruel confiscation of the scissors I was using to help Grandma cut coupons yesterday); "Coupon!" (what I exclaimed upon seeing the aforesaid scissors later today)
