Today I was very prolific with the precocity. Some examples:
1) Mommy: "Who's crabby?" Me: "Mommy!"
Mommy: "Who's beaky?" (our code word for big nose). Me: "Daddy!"
Mommy: "Who's adorable?" Me: "Nuri!"
2) After walking in the rain: "My drumsticks wet!"
3) After watching a saleslady at the mall trying to put a bikini top on a mannequin: "She touch boooobs!"
