Mommy drew a luxurious bubble bath for me today after my haircut (using designer toiletries pilfered from a fancy hotel--hey, even Pudgets deserve a day of beauty now and then! Too bad my nail polish vanished under mysterious circumstances a few months ago, because I sure could use a mani-pedi, especially now that sandal season is upon us.) After my bath, I did my plump nudist routine and lounged on the couch before I deigned to let Mommy dry me.
