Today's likes: my new fake microwave oven, which I conned from Mommy at Toys R Us (in the car I put a fruit snack inside the oven, zapped it, and cried, "I have to blow--it's hot!!!')
Today's dislikes: Gold's Gym (I barfed on the way there, just to prevent Mommy from working out)
Antic of the day: At Marshall's, I spied the lingerie section and screamed at the top of my lungs: "That's Mommy's panties!!! Lemme go see Mommy's panties!!!"
