Tonight Mommy had a craving for apple pancakes, so to IHOP we went. Although I rejected the eggs and sausage, I chowed down on bacon and pancakes. Afterward, I hung out in the lobby with a really cute little girl. Usually I prefer blondes, but she had these irresistible beads in her hair that she would shake whenever I got close. I chased her in circles, danced with her, and generally copied her every move. Finally, when it was time to go, I decided to give her a hug and some kisses--on the feet!
Later in the car, Mommy told me that boys should kiss ladies on the hand. I informed her, "I not gonna kiss lady's hand--I only gonna kiss lady's foot!"
