My new favorite book is Sandra Boynton's "A to Z." Here are some cute comments I have recently made while reading it with Mommy:
1) Mommy: "I--Iguanas Itching. They're scratching themselves because they're itchy. Maybe they have bug bites."
Me: (scratching the picture) "I'm putting on Sting-Eze!"
2) Mommy: "T--Turkeys Tripping."
Me: "Oh no! Turkey fall down! Turkey gonna call Nanny 911, get ambulance!"