Today I got to see Mommy get sworn in to be a lawyer. Bowties are still de rigueur for Southern country lawyers, so I fit right in at the courthouse. I met a lot of nice people--the AUSAs fawned over me and gave me toys to play with, and the clerk let me torture her poor fishy. Maybe this going-to-work thing that Daddy does every day isn't such a bad gig, after all.