Q: What the heck is a "Pudget"?
A: That's the nickname my parents gave me, but I don't think it's very nice. From about day 1 they have been calling me "Fussbudget" (Whatever gave them the notion that I'm fussy? I wonder if that's defamation. I'll have to ask Mommy after she finishes studying Torts). Then Daddy noticed in this picture that I have pudgy arms and started calling me the "Fusspudget." Now they have thankfully dropped the fussy part of my name and simply call me "The Pudget." Any behavior of mine that they deem fussy is called "pudgetry" (noun) or "pudgety" (adjective). Capisce?
