My new PJs

My grandma sent me these cute new PJs, which are perfect for the holidays. Thanks Grandma!

My nightmare

Me: I had a bad dream yesterday.

Daddy: What happened?

Me: I dreamed I made Mommy and Daddy miserable!

The season of giving

Me: (handing a piece of gravel from Grandma's garden to Daddy) This is for your birthday!

Daddy: Thank you.

Me: (handing another piece of gravel to Daddy) And this is for your Christmas time!

Left out

Yesterday I spied a picture of Mommy and Daddy taken in Japan in 1999, but something was amiss. I protested, "They left Nuri at home!"

PB&J

Grandma told me that a baby named "Joey" would be coming to Thanksgiving today. To which I immediately replied, "Peanut butter!"

Christmas guy is coming to town

When Mommy showed me a picture of Santa Claus and asked me who it was, I answered, "Christmas guy!"

Growing up

Today Mommy demanded her morning kiss, but I turned away and scoffed, "I'm too old for that!"