The boys

 Celebrating H's graduation

More on Williams

M and D are irrationally exuberant about sending H to the second-most expensive college in America (based on tuition). 

Here are some photos of H in Williams gear throughout the years.

Marksmen

G and H have taken up precision air rifle in their quest to bankrupt their parents.

The Graduate

H graduated from high school and we froze our butts off in 40 degree weather to attend the festivities. Geo is already talking about ditching his graduation in 3 years.

Pull-ups

Geo asked M to buy him a pull-up bar to "get gains" (whatever that means). M held an inaugural pull-up competition for the boys ($10 per pull-up, plus an extra $50 to the winner). Here are the results:

R - 10

G - 8

H - 3

Snoopy tried to participate but got stuck.

Breaking college news

H is officially a member of the Williams class of 2030. We manifested this when he was 18 months old and take all the credit.