Bathman

"Little Terror"

How accurate is that?

Plump cheeks

People always want to squeeze them!

Weight Watchers

According to my teacher, I put my hands on my hips, checked my arms out, and announced, "I think I'm losing some weight!"

Daredevil

Yesterday I took a flying leap off the bed, gave Mommy an impish grin, and announced, "I'm going to give you white hair!"

Mommy's driving

Lately, I've been making certain, ahem, astute observations about Mommy's driving:

1) "Mommy, your driving is so bad. I think you need driving lessons!"

2) When Daddy parked crooked in a tight spot, I asked him, "Daddy, why you park like Mommy?"

Sitting up

Baby Brother is getting good at balancing, but he's liable to face-plant at any second, so better watch out!