Dress-up day

Now I know my ABCs...

Duck hunter

Daddy and Henry went to the Sportsmen's show, and they came home with some goodies.

Pearly whites

I love Mommy?

Every night at bedtime, I sing the "I Love Mommy" song, which I made up several months ago. But recently, I've become more ambivalent about my feelings. The following conversation occurred several days ago:

Mommy: I love you!

Me: (silence)

Mommy: Do you love Mommy?

Me: (long pause) I don't want to talk about it.

Mommy: Why not?

Me: (looking very somber) Because I think I love ice cream and candy more than you! I wish I could love you more than ice cream.

The end.

Naptime

Kitchen confidential