Great-Aunt Betsy got me a great book for Christmas called "Animals Should Definitely Not Wear Clothing." (In case you couldn't tell by the title, the consequences are disastrous for the hapless creatures and their unsuitable attire.)
But today I had an idea, which I shared with Mommy: "Maybe the animals could wear clothing if they had a bidet at their mommy's house!"
Mommy has no idea what I'm talking about, as usual...
