Mommy and Daddy think they can outsmart me by spelling out words and using foreign languages when they don't want me to catch onto something. Too bad I'm much smarter than they give me credit for! For example:
Mommy: (calling to Daddy from upstairs) Can you get me a P-O-P?
Daddy: OK, what flavor?
Me: Daddy, why you say "flavor"? Do you mean popsicle flavor?
Daddy: Um, yeah... Mommy needs a popsicle because she has a sore throat.
Me: (coughing loudly) But I'm sick too!
