Everyday I have to listen to Mommy whine about how Baby Brother is kicking her and generally making her life miserable. So yesterday on our way home from school, I finally decided to give her a taste of her own medicine.
Me: (in a shrill, sarcastic voice) Oooooh! Baby Brother just kicked me!
(In addition, I've been declaring myself "too fat" to do various things Mommy asks me to do.)
