I clocked in two great quotes before 9 am today:
1) At 3 am, I woke Mommy and Daddy up by howling, "Where's my tiger costume?"
2) At 8:30 am, when I met my new teacher, instead of shaking hands and saying "Nice to meet you" like Mommy and I practiced just half an hour earlier, I demanded to know, "Do you have black teeth?"