THE PUDGE REPORT

Everyday I have to listen to Mommy whine about how Baby Brother is kicking her and generally making her life miserable. So yesterday on our ...

Today I was very empathetic toward Mommy, who looks like she's sprouting a watermelon-sized tumor on her tummy. Here are a few examples...

Yesterday morning, I came crashing into Mommy's room at the crack of dawn. As usual, Mommy was snoring. Me: You wanna go find my secre...

When I accidentally tore my little sponge gazelle in the bathtub, I was dismayed to learn from Daddy that glue doesn't work on such thin...

Today was my first stab at playing lacrosse. I had a good time and tired poor old Daddy out.

Me: (holding up my puppy Joey) I'm Joey's daddy. Joey was in my tummy, and then he popped out!

Me: (holding up a squeak toy) Mama, what's that ? Mommy: That's a squeak toy for dogs. Me: Why? Mommy: They like to chew on it. Me...