THE PUDGE REPORT

Me: I want to have Christmas again. Mommy: Sorry, baby, but Christmas comes only once a year. Me: No! I want to have 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-1...

Yesterday, as usual, I declined to take a nap at school. So Mommy and Daddy were waiting for me to fall asleep in the car on the way home. ...

When I woke up this morning, I demanded to wear my Halloween costume. Although I cut quite a ferocious figure, I am really a cuddly critter ...

Thanks to everyone who thought of me this Christmas! Here I am opening presents (not all of them mine) on Christmas morning. I got a lot of ...

When Daddy tried to spoon-feed me ice cream, I protested, "Don't do that! I'm not a baby!"

Yesterday while playing with Play-doh, I suddenly announced, "He went to Jared !"

'Tis the season to be fussy!