THE PUDGE REPORT

Lately I've been favoring orange hues in my Disney Princess painting book. I guess it's appropriate for a pumpkin-turned-coach to be...

Today I practiced my noodle slurping technique. Kinda hurts my cheeks after a while, just like when Mommy pinches them too hard.

It's been very hot here lately, but luckily I am clever enough to devise a solution to the problem.

I hope you're all having a nice weekend. There's not much to report around here, other than a lot of barfing, intestinal unpleasantr...

Do you like me in denim? It's a bit eighties, I'll admit, but I have such classic good looks, I can pull anything off, dontcha think...

Mommy drew a luxurious bubble bath for me today after my haircut (using designer toiletries pilfered from a fancy hotel--hey, even Pudgets d...

Mommy finally cut my hair after my myriad complaints about looking like a "dirty hippie." How do you like my new clean-cut crew?