Fussy in flannel

Homeboyz

Dancing with the Fuss

So serious

Lunch larceny

Mirror, Mirror...

Who's the fussiest of them all?

Lotion larceny

Today I thought it would be fun to try on Mommy's expensive hand cream while she was distracted with Henry. After surreptitiously slathering the cream all over my hands, I ran to Daddy and demanded to know, "Is this poisonous?"

Henry of Orange

Poor Henry's orange complexion has been the subject of much conversation and worry over the last few months. However, after numerous attempts to squeeze blood from his turnipy little feet, we finally have the test results--NORMAL! So I guess orange is the new pink after all...

The law of gravity

Hamming it up

How do you like them apples?

Henry loves apples, but usually they end up all over him, and then he tries to offer us the slimy remains. Time to brush up on your Emily Post, baby bro!

877-CASH-NOW

Mommy and I like to play a Webkinz game called Cash Cow, which involves filling up a truck with money bags. When you win a level, a cow drives the truck away. The last time Mommy won a level, I watched the driver make off with the loot and observed, "He's going to J.G. Wentworth!"

Cutenip?

Henry's latest favorite pastime is rolling around blankets on the floor and giggling hysterically for no apparent reason. And Mommy thinks I'm weird...

Apocalypse now?

Here is a story I told my teacher today to accompany my artwork. She wrote it down for Mommy and Daddy to read:

"The rocks used to be in the Jupiter. The crane put them in the Jupiter. It used to be in the earth. Some of the rocks exploded because the gun shot at them. And then all the rocks exploded because there was too much fire! And then the fire shot at an airplane full of bad guys. Then no bad guys got dead. And then the bad guys' eyeballs exploded. They were really bad! THE END"

Million-watt smile

Wet and wild

Nurse Ratched?

Today, Mommy and I were answering health trivia questions on Webkinz. When Mommy asked, "What do nurses do?," I answered matter-of-factly: "They stab Henry in the leg."