Plump cheeks

In addition to having more hair than I did at his age, Baby Brother also has fatter cheeks. I wonder if it's too soon for him to go on the Atkins diet?

Big eyes

My grandma thinks Baby Brother will have big eyes just like me. What do you think? (On a side note, BB's head measures at only the 50th percentile, whereas mine at this point was off the growth chart. Guess who got the brains in this family...)

Balancing act

Yesterday I found Daddy's stretching routine very amusing, so I decided to try it out for myself.

Hear no evil

Bliss

Daddy seems to be the only one around here who can get BB to do this.

I see London, I see France...

I see Pudget's underpants!

Grandma sent me some really cool underpants to facilitate potty training, but I had more fun wearing them on my head.

First bath

BB was apprehensive at first, then seemed to enjoy it. We all enjoyed the effect on his hair.

Who ever said babies are cute?

So far BB ("Baby Brother") has shown a penchant for crying, eating, pooping, and occasionally sleeping. Even though some people say he's cute, this is how he usually looks. My grandma keeps telling him, "Don't squeeze your face!"

Arachnid jurisprudence

Today I noticed a spider on the window and told Daddy a story about it.

Daddy: What is the spider doing?

Me: Working?

Daddy: What is he working on?

Me: He's working on a bench memo. He doesn't have any boring bench memos--he only has interesting bench memos!

Introducing Baby Brother!

As you may know, a certain red-faced, screaming little monster has invaded my space recently. But I'm cool with him because I'm the big kid in town, and it's my job to teach him the ropes. Here are some neat pictures of me chilling with him.

A lawsuit waiting to happen?

Mommy: (after warning me not to tackle Daddy because he's too old) Don't hurt your Daddy!

Me: Because he's a lawyer?

Vampire bugs

This morning at school, my friend Jolynn greeted me by pulling up a pant leg and announcing, "I have a mosquito bite." To which I astutely replied, "They just like to suck your blood!"

Cause and effect

Mommy: (trying to roll her ponderous body out of bed) I'm too fat to get out of bed.

Pudget: But when Baby Brother comes, you will shrink and then you can do it!

Spring training