Greedpudget

Me: I want to have Christmas again.

Mommy: Sorry, baby, but Christmas comes only once a year.

Me: No! I want to have 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Christmases!

Eavesdropping

Yesterday, as usual, I declined to take a nap at school. So Mommy and Daddy were waiting for me to fall asleep in the car on the way home. As I was fading out, my eyes closed, and Mommy turned to Daddy and whispered, "He's down." Suddenly, my eyes flew open and I indignantly cried, "I'm not down!" Then I fell asleep.

Tyger, Tyger, Fussing Bright

When I woke up this morning, I demanded to wear my Halloween costume. Although I cut quite a ferocious figure, I am really a cuddly critter at heart.

A big pudgety thanks!

Thanks to everyone who thought of me this Christmas! Here I am opening presents (not all of them mine) on Christmas morning. I got a lot of cool new toys, but best of all, I got to spend a fun-filled four-day weekend reading stories with Grandma, playing Legos and blocks with Papa, flying my helicopter with Daddy, and coloring with Mommy.

Now back to reality (school, germs, and refusal to potty train)...

All grown up now

When Daddy tried to spoon-feed me ice cream, I protested, "Don't do that! I'm not a baby!"

Signs I watch too much TV

Yesterday while playing with Play-doh, I suddenly announced, "He went to Jared!"

Pudget of Christmas past

'Tis the season to be fussy!

Baby love

Mommy: Some day you will be too old to hug and kiss and snuggle with your mama.

Me: No, I'm not too old! I like that stuff!

Brotherly love

Mommy: You are my best boy!

Me: What about baby brother?

My new PJs

My grandma sent me these cute new PJs, which are perfect for the holidays. Thanks Grandma!

My nightmare

Me: I had a bad dream yesterday.

Daddy: What happened?

Me: I dreamed I made Mommy and Daddy miserable!