The quotable Pudget

Sorry I have been so lax about posting lately. Grandma and Great-Aunt Betsy came to play with me, so I have been busy lounging around wading pools and "helping" them spruce up Mommy's decrepit garden. I will try to get you some pictures of my cute little face soon.


Here is a collection of cute quotes you probably wish you could have heard me say:


1) On seeing Mommy wearing Daddy's law school t-shirt, I protested, "Oh no, that's Daddy shirt! You can't wear!"


2) On seeing Grandma wearing Mommy's flip-flops, I cried, "Take them off!"


3) On being asked what happened to a roadkill deer, rather than my usual response about not holding Mommy and Daddy deer's hand, I replied, "Daddy shot him!"


4) On being asked to give Mommy a "big sorry" for pinching her hand, I scoffed, "I only gonna give a little tiny sorry!"

Moonstruck

As I looked out of the window tonight, I pointed at the moon and cried, "That's banana moon!" (referring to the crescent shape).

Crime and punishment

When Mommy admonished me not to "play baseball" with my Play-Doh accessories, I informed her, "Mommy is going to have SUCH a big time out!"

An end to my cuteness?

Today Mommy noticed a few mosquito bites on my face.

Mommy: Oh no, you have two bug bites on your cute little face!

Me: It's not cute anymore!

I'm baaack!

Check out my new haircut and my proficiency with Play-Doh! (Yes, I tried to eat it once, since Mommy made me such delicious-looking fake pasta with meatballs, pepperoni pizza, ice cream sundae, and happy birthday cake with candles. But boy, is that stuff nasty!)

My new haircut

After Mommy gave me a buzz cut, I touched my head and said, "Where's my hair? I want it BACK!"

Safety first

Today on our way to Harris Teeter, Mommy pointed out a dead deer on the side of the road.

Mommy: Oh no! The poor deer got hit by a car.

Me: He need to hold mommy and daddy deer hand!

Don't tread on me

Don't even try.

Summer job

Since Mommy and Daddy are living on a paltry law clerk's income right now, they are putting me to work as a day laborer. So far, Mommy and Daddy are my only clients, but I hope to get a good referral business going.

How do you like them apples (and drumsticks)?

These pictures are basically an excuse to show off how cute my new dinosaur PJs are. Enjoy!

War paint

Now that Mommy and Daddy are no longer in law school, I have salvaged their dormant highlighters and use them for personal adornment.

Quote of the day

(pulling out Mommy's wallet from my diaper bag): "Look! I found Mommy's money! Diaper bag eat Mommy's purse!"

Devil's food

Better watch out! I'm gonna get you!!!

Grapes of fuss

Check out my chipmunk cheeks! No wonder they always get squeezed.

Dirt days

Since our bathrooms have been out of commission thanks to Daddy's painting, I've decided to start using dirt to wash myself. It's fun, it's cheap, and it's plentiful around here! Too bad Mommy doesn't agree...